A page of passing contradictions:
Gain Weight to Diet:
This unique method of losing weight ensures loss to some degree. It believes that eating too much will actually increase your body's metabolism and so you will burn more fat due to increases load.
The developer - Mr. S. Haynes knows the fail proof method to be true by applying the simple formula:
X + Y = Increased weight + increased metabolism
where X = food
Y = weight (kgs)
As mass is not proportional in rate to that of metabolism as soon as you stop eating after the huge weight your metabolism will remain that of when you were fat. So you will burn fat up at an incredible rate. Make sure you adjust back to your normal diet accordingly slowly - otherwise inverse effects could be seen.
Looking Good - Feeling Ill:
It is a common misconception that advertising promotes - looking good will always make you feel better about yourself. We all know it to be false - yet we all continue to fork out huge amounts of money for something which will make an ounce of difference in a body weighting 2 digits stones.
The author has carried out pioneering work and now you really can feel a difference in looking different, this "remedy" uses household ingredients found in any cupboard. However, once mixed the odour is so profuse that is has been known to induce vomiting. This smell is the key to the product's success in the UK.
The smell reacts with the bodies lymph nodes and glands and stimulates them to produce more "fighter" cells, these in time will heal wounds and clear facial aberrations quicker coupled with soft velvet soft skin.
The recipe is available for free from the author on request.
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MAF Summer Placement Job Description
The above link will take you to what I am doing this summer:New York Institute of Photography
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